gosh! this is hilariously funny!!!
GOONG parody,enjoy!
JaNn has just been diagnosed with Uttzophrenia' at 5/07/2006 10:49:00 PM
oh GOSH!!! NEW SHOW!--which STAR are you from?(korean drama)
FABULOUSLY GREAT!!!
here's the MV: MUST watch! =)
JaNn has just been diagnosed with Uttzophrenia' at 5/07/2006 06:45:00 PM
i've got NO beer belly but a COFFEE belly.hahahahahahaa
o wells.cos i've been drinking lotsa cups of coffee lately n i smell of coffee.hmm..yum
im so bored to the extent im writing this n it's SO waste of tym but isnt tat the whole point? to waste time..haaa
eh..i've composed a song however,i cant seem to find anyone who cud play this song i've composed.
here it goes:
it's 2am in the morning,
i picked up my pen n wrote this,
i cudnt help but feeling
this giddiness overwhelming
over...over..over...OVER>>>
chorus:
now i know,now i noe
how it wud be..
when u stay up late till morning!
i wont be able to stay up this late..
now i noe now i noe
how this has turn
u're the one has makin me feel
how drastic i've become to be..
the real me..the false me, has fade away..
nananananannanana...na-na
another song:
this time,
i jus cudnt do it rite
and i'm feeling down i noe,is all..
now i,
noe tat you're e 1 for me
n i miss ya like crazy,tat's all..
chorus:
it's alrite e..yah...
i jus realise what i've done, was wrong..ohh
i noe my mistake now(deeper)
it's alrite e yahh..(high pitch)
i've been telling myself i am rite all along..yeah
even thou i noe iwas wrng..
but i...(ta dang ta dang ta dang)
cudnt change my fault...(drag... e last word)
JaNn has just been diagnosed with Uttzophrenia' at 4/02/2006 02:40:00 AM
after 4 days of NOT touching the computer,i almost died.it's like living without a purpose in life.tat's how i feel.i came home everyday frm sch abt 6-7pm,haf dinner n head straight to slp.cos i noe myself too well.i lack of discipline n determination.
During these 4 days,i had a fair share of what suffering is like.anw,i jus got hm at tis hr n i LOST my sense of control.snuff sheer determination! tat's SO bull..ughh
w/o computer,(actually it's the internet),it's like living w/o a heart.tat's like SO serious!
ok,yesterday(25 mARCH 06) was SUPERBAND!!!!!! for those who dunno,it is a competition.pretty grand.i went there n it was TOTALLY packed! well my bro n his band mates DID really gr8 ytd!!! since it has past midnite,well it's 26 mar.sunday-which happens to be a DUMB DAY! i seriously HATE/DETEST/ABHOR sundays! every sunday makes me dumb! i feel so lost,i dunno what to do.arghhhh
so my bro's band is ---> G-FORCE! n they RAWK! i lurrrrveeeeeeeeeeeee THEM! =)
WAY TO GO!!!! BAH-SHAH! KEMPAITAI!! *fat smile =)
JaNn has just been diagnosed with Uttzophrenia' at 3/26/2006 12:18:00 AM
dumb DuMB DUMB!!! EVerY Sunday ALWAYS makes me DUMB!cos it's so boring!!!!!! i'm so bored outta my mind,i cant seem to do my revision or hmwk! dumb!!!!!
sitting in front of the computer typing this whole load of shit makes me feel dumb!!!
DUMB!!! if u're reading this,u're either dumb or...u're super dumb..
ARGHH..
this past whole march holls,i've wasted it again! no shit.i didnt do my holl hmwk becos i did unnecessary work.i did those tat doesnt need to be handed in.DUMB!!!
stupid me.crap!!!!!!!!!
signing off,
JAN the DUMB
what a dumb day!!
JaNn has just been diagnosed with Uttzophrenia' at 3/19/2006 12:45:00 PM
i came across this a few jokes which i find them hiliarious!!! read them with an open mind,cos they're pretty obscene.
so here are the jokes:
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There is this guy who has a 25 inch dick. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she can make his dick smaller because he just can't please the ladies because it is just too big, he hasn't found a lady yet who likes it and he can't get any pleasure.
She tells him to go into the woods and he will find a frog when he finds the frog he is to ask it to marry him. If the frog says no, his cock will shrink 5 inches.
He goes into the woods and finds this frog. He asks "frog, will you marry me?"
The frog says "no" And his prick shrinks five inches. The guys thinks to himself, "Wow, that was pretty cool. But, it's still too big." So he goes back to the frog and again asks the frog: "Frog, will you marry me?"
Frog: "No, I won't marry you."
The guys dick shrinks another five inches. But that's still 15 inches and he thinks his chop is still just a little bit too big. But he thinks that 10 inches would be just great. He goes back to the frog and asks: "Frog, will you marry me?"
Frog: How many times do I have to tell you NO, NO, NO!!!
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There are four kinds of sex:
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
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There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. So, the grandmother says sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you, you are going to like that but, don't let him do that. He is going to try to feel your breast, you are going to like that but, don't let him do that.
He is going to try to put his hand between your legs , you are going to like that but, don't let him do that. But most important, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that but, don't let him do that, it will disgrace the family.
With that bit of advise, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. So, the next day she told her grandmother that her date went just like she said. But she said "grandmother I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried I turned over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."
haf a laugh!
as the saying goes:a day filled with laughter is a day not wasted.
cheers!
JaNn has just been diagnosed with Uttzophrenia' at 3/18/2006 04:37:00 PM
heloooooooo! i noe it's been really long ever since i've updated cos my fren keeps on bugging me.ughh.well since im a REALLY gd girl,i shall please her.by writing this frigging entry.ugh.
one thing i hate to do is,blogging.till now i dun even noe y im blogging.it's so stupid.(sorry to those blogging lovers) but honestly,this is DUMB! so waste of tym n ENERGY,both physically n mentally.u gotta think of what to write n stuff nonsense,n typing it out requires lotsa effort.gee.it's tiring! dun u think so? (well u MUST agree,it IS exhausting..)
rytte..so, i guess i have been ignoring this blog for like a month or so?hmm..COS I REALLY DETEST BLOGGING!anw,who's the founder of blogger?if he reads this,he will get so piss.HAAHA!!!
but,it's alrite cos there's sth call the freedom of speech! =)
guess what? ytd i've finally put a face to THE voice i've been chatting with(be it on phone n msn).he's non other den mr-smart!!! well the fact tat he's smarter den me makes me SO jealous.WHY?!! but now tat we've met,there's no sense of mysterious-ness b/w us.guess tat spoils all the fun.and u wanna noe sth? mr-smart made me WAITED for abt half an hr FOR HIM!!!!!!
dun u think tat's unforgivable? he's like so late.the worst thing was,i arrived damn early(b4 the time we're supposed to be meeting).which means in other words,i've waited for AGES.ughh..poor me.oh no! *shake head(self-pity)
anw,today,i got "lectured" by my bro.well he talked to me,asking me what i wanna do in life n if i continue to do what i'm doing rytte now,my whole life will seriously be SO SCREWED.which is true.tat i cant deny,i dun even farking noe what i m doing. i was never like this b4.probably i'm jus trying out to see if this chi saying---"yi du gong du", is true.hah.
also,he TOLD ME tat my ARM Is BIGGER den his!!!! goddammit! seriously! u noe,honesty is not always the best policy.arghhhh
why did he need to state TAT out?! making me feel more inferior den ever! gee..shud i be thanking him,i must be outta my frigging mind.
ok i really haf nuthing to say now,except DO SUPPORT MY BRO's BAND--G-FORCE!!!!!!
for those who are sumwhat confused,there's this upcoming reality show-->THE SUPERBAND.My bro took part,so SUPPORT!!!!!!. =)
cheers!
Jan
JaNn has just been diagnosed with Uttzophrenia' at 3/17/2006 07:46:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyK3Ab6Ax9U&search=super%20rookie
JaNn has just been diagnosed with Uttzophrenia' at 3/16/2006 07:20:00 PM